Damnation University - College of Agriculture

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College of Agriculture

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Green Thumbology degrees are earned for:

Making orchids grow between the cracks of the sidewalk; talking to plants, waiting for a response, and nodding knowingly when you hear it; going away for two weeks and returning to a garden that looks just as healthy as when you left; and knowing that one zucchini plant is all it takes.

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Bachelor of Green Thumbology $49.99

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Master of Green Thumbology $69.99

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PhD of Green Thumbology $99.99

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Kiss-of-Death Horticulture degrees are earned for:

Leaving the house for an hour and finding two dead plants on your return; wilting a garden merely by walking past it; being permanently banned from the flower shop because they think you have, in their words, "Negative plant vibes"; and inability to grow grass on a chia pet.

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Lawnology degrees are earned for:

Subscribing to "Landscape Digest" for fourteen years; ability to discuss the relative merits of Kentucky Bluegrass and Tall Fescue; scheduling your spring application of fertilizer a year in advance; and being a major stockholder in the Scott's Corporation.

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Bachelor of Lawnology $49.99

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Master of Lawnology $69.99

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PhD of Lawnology $99.99

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