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 College of Literature
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Romanceology degrees are earned for:
Knowing in detail the plot of every novel in the Harlequin series; believing that all men should wear blousy white shirts open to the navel; telling your friends that long hair is sexy on men if those men are from Europe; and withdrawing from the real world because "There's just no romance left."
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Tabloid Journalism degrees are earned for:
Knowing Oprah's weight and meal plan on any given day; tsk-tsking when you read that someone is cheating on their spouse, and saying, "He/she never was any good"; referring to any celebrity by their first name, and expecting your friends to know about whom you're speaking; and believing that Elvis is alive somewhere, and is probably not happy that Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson.
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Thick Horror degrees are earned for:
Strengthening the foundation of your home to support your Stephen King collection; becoming unavailable to your family for the first week of January as you lose yourself in your newest Christmas novels; conjecturing on the childhood of Anne Rice; and belonging to more than three horror novel book clubs at any given time.
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