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A
college degree is a valuable commodity ... and if you get the
right degree, you might even profit from it. The problem
is, you can spend a bundle of money chasing down a degree from
one of those fancy-schmancy four-year institutions and you still
might be asking, "Do you want fries with that?" as
you pay off your student loans.
Damnation
University has the solution. For less than you'd pay for a single
textbook in an Economics class, we'll deliver a gorgeous framed
diploma (signed, sealed, and singed on the Damnation University
campus in Hell, Michigan), a Dam U automobile window sticker,
a Dam U license plate frame, and a selection of top-quality
apparel, all emblazoned with the beloved Damnation University
seal.
 Damnation
University degrees are the result of comprehensive research
into the very core of human existence. So whether you choose
a degree reflecting your own unique attributes, or are ordering
a degree to commemorate the accomplishments (or bizarre behavior)
of someone else, you'll be doing your part to illuminate for
future generations the poignant condition we call humankind.
Besides,
these diplomas can really brighten up a wall.
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