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Television Sports Enthusiasm degrees are earned for:
Yelling at the screen as if someone other than the neighbors can hear you; jumping up and high-fiving the air when you watch your favorite team succeed, even though you're watching alone; sending fan mail to a color commentator; and logging onto the internet during a game in order to get statistics.
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Golfology degrees are earned for:
Speaking at length and with authority about the rise on a certain green at a certain course; purchasing a car based on whether or not your clubs can be easily stowed in the trunk; watching golf on television and not falling asleep, even for a minute; and purchasing expensive devices which claim to do something or other to your swing.
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Over-the-Hill Softball degrees are earned for:
Scheduling your family vacation so as to not interfere with your games; spending a week's salary on a mitt, shoes, and a batting glove; ignoring your body's painful pleas for mercy; and threatening to quit your job if your boss doesn't sponsor your team.
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