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 School of Communications
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Marathon Telephony degrees are earned for:
Heating up the ear piece nearly to the melting point; qualifying for a frequent caller discount from the phone company; juggling meal preparation, kids' demands, and feeding the dog while in a serious conversation with your cousin; and knowing all the fine print of every current long distance carrier promotion.
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Mouth Noiseology degrees are earned for:
Calling the children from three blocks away without the use of a phone; possession of a no-fingers lip-whistle that can pierce metal; ability to win an argument through volume alone; and automatic finalist status at animal-calling contests.
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Electronic Communications degrees are earned for:
Taking cell phone calls while in church, at a movie, or while making love; initiating cell phone calls during the foregoing activities; misplacing your beeper and paging yourself to find it; and memorizing the entire contents of your personal phone book.
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