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Devil-May-Care Laundryology degrees are earned for:
Stuffing twelve pairs of jeans and a bedspread into one load; washing a new red sock with four white shirts; separating laundry piles into 'dirty' and 'dirtier'; and stockpiling dryer lint on the dryer lint screen.
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| part# D11B4 |
Bachelor of Devil-May-Care Laundryology |
$49.99 |
| Includes a mounted, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame,
and a Damnation University window decal |
| part# D11M4 |
Master of Devil-May-Care Laundryology |
$69.99 |
| Includes a mounted, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, a Dam U baseball cap, and a Damnation University window decal |
| part# D11D4 |
PhD of Devil-May-Care Laundryology |
$99.99 |
| Includes a mounted, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, Dam U license plate frame, Dam U sweatshirt, Dam U baseball cap, and a Dam U window decal |
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Dust Bunny Breeding degrees are earned for:
Cultivating cobwebs because they look great at Halloween; using the bathroom in the dark so as to not see the filthy sink; replacing the vacuum cleaner bag annually, whether it needs it or not; and writing down your dreams in the dust on the dresser.
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| part# D11B5 |
Bachelor of Dust Bunny Breeding |
$49.99 |
| Includes a mounted, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame,
and a Damnation University window decal |
| part# D11M5 |
Master of Dust Bunny Breeding |
$69.99 |
| Includes a mounted, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, a Dam U baseball cap, and a Damnation University window decal |
| part# D11D5 |
PhD of Dust Bunny Breeding |
$99.99 |
| Includes a mounted, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, Dam U license plate frame, Dam U sweatshirt, Dam U baseball cap, and a Dam U window decal |
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