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Duct Tapeology degrees are earned for: Successful repair of anything that is not underwater. ©Copyright  2001  Abaddon Enterprises   All Rights Reserved   02-6000-01 Associate I of Duct Tapeology $9.99 Includes personalized diploma only NAME ON DIPLOMA: 02-6000-02 Associate II of Duct Tapeology $19.99 Includes framed personalized diploma NAME ON DIPLOMA: 02-6000-03 Bachelor of Duct Tapeology $49.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, and a Damnation University window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge 02-6000-04 Master of Duct Tapeology $69.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, a Dam U baseball cap, and a Damnation University window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge 02-6000-05 PhD of Duct Tapeology $99.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, Dam U license plate frame, Dam U sweatshirt, Dam U baseball cap, and a Dam U window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge Click To See Your Degree Package Appliance Repair degrees are earned for: Disassembling, fixing, and reassembling a dishwasher with no leftover pieces; maintaining a respectable inventory of spare parts for machines that have yet to fail; owning (and using) a washing machine inherited from your grandmother; and knowing what not to touch inside a television. ©Copyright  2001  Abaddon Enterprises   All Rights Reserved   02-6001-01 Associate I of Appliance Repair $9.99 Includes personalized diploma only NAME ON DIPLOMA: 02-6001-02 Associate II of Appliance Repair $19.99 Includes framed personalized diploma NAME ON DIPLOMA: 02-6001-03 Bachelor of Appliance Repair $49.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, and a Damnation University window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge 02-6001-04 Master of Appliance Repair $69.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, a Dam U baseball cap, and a Damnation University window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge 02-6001-05 PhD of Appliance Repair $99.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, Dam U license plate frame, Dam U sweatshirt, Dam U baseball cap, and a Dam U window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge Click To See Your Degree Package Gutterology degrees are earned for: Contributing to a savings plan to pay for no-clog gutters; marking the calendar with the days on which the gutters will be cleaned; caulking every joint, then standing in the rain to admire your work; and seriously considering removing that perfect oak tree in the yard to avoid leaves in the downspouts. ©Copyright  2001  Abaddon Enterprises   All Rights Reserved   02-6002-01 Associate I of Gutterology $9.99 Includes personalized diploma only NAME ON DIPLOMA: 02-6002-02 Associate II of Gutterology $19.99 Includes framed personalized diploma NAME ON DIPLOMA: 02-6002-03 Bachelor of Gutterology $49.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, and a Damnation University window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge 02-6002-04 Master of Gutterology $69.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, a Dam U baseball cap, and a Damnation University window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge 02-6002-05 PhD of Gutterology $99.99 Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, Dam U license plate frame, Dam U sweatshirt, Dam U baseball cap, and a Dam U window decal NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:   Large Small Medium XLarge XXLarge Click To See Your Degree Package Damnation University College of Agriculture College of Athletics College of Gastronomy College of Labor Relations College of Literature College of Television School of Automotive Sciences School of Communications School of Computer Sciences School of Domestic Sciences School of Fine Arts School of Hard Knocks School of Household Repair School of Relationships School of Law School of Medicine School of Parenting School of Veterinary Sciences In Hell, Halloween isn't a once-a-year celebration, it's a way of life. 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