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Twenty-twenty Hindsight degrees are earned for:

Exhibition of remarkable feats of retrograde prognostication; picking a winner after the winner has been picked; and determining the proper way to close the barn door after the horses have long-since bolted from same.

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02-6100-01 Associate I of Twenty-twenty Hindsight $9.99
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02-6100-02 Associate II of Twenty-twenty Hindsight $19.99
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02-6100-03 Bachelor of Twenty-twenty Hindsight $49.99
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02-6100-04 Master of Twenty-twenty Hindsight $69.99
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02-6100-05 PhD of Twenty-twenty Hindsight $99.99
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