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Commitment Avoidance degrees are earned for:

Keeping your own place after a year of essentially living in his/hers; setting a wedding date "in June," but leaving out the year; forgetting his/her parents' names on purpose; and maintaining a decent wardrobe in the trunk of your car.

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02-6200-01 Associate I of Commitment Avoidance $9.99
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02-6200-02 Associate II of Commitment Avoidance $19.99
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02-6200-03 Bachelor of Commitment Avoidance $49.99
Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, and a Damnation University window decal
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02-6200-04 Master of Commitment Avoidance $69.99
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02-6200-05 PhD of Commitment Avoidance $99.99
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Love Growthology degrees are earned for:

Always knowing the right thing to say, and knowing when saying nothing is the right thing; creating safety, trust, and loyalty with a smile and a touch; nurturing spontaneity and sparkle every day of the week; never even picking up a grudge, much less holding on to one; and inspiring intense dedication and steamy daydreams in you-know-who.

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02-6201-01 Associate I of Love Growthology $9.99
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02-6201-02 Associate II of Love Growthology $19.99
Includes framed personalized diploma
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02-6201-03 Bachelor of Love Growthology $49.99
Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, and a Damnation University window decal
NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:  


02-6201-04 Master of Love Growthology $69.99
Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, a license plate frame, a Dam U baseball cap, and a Damnation University window decal
NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:  


02-6201-05 PhD of Love Growthology $99.99
Includes a framed, personalized diploma, a Dam U T-shirt, Dam U license plate frame, Dam U sweatshirt, Dam U baseball cap, and a Dam U window decal
NAME ON DIPLOMA:    SHIRT SIZE:  
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