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 School of Veterinary Sciences
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Feline Husbandry degrees are earned for:
Good-hearted toleration of shredded furniture; not minding having a cat's butt in your face as you try to read; showing genuine enthusiasm at the receipt of a dead mouse on your pillow; and spending more time planning your cat's meals than you do your own.
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Canine Accommodation degrees are earned for:
Repeatedly throwing a saliva-soaked tennis ball across the yard; knitting sweaters out of canine hair; accomplishing thirty revolutions around a tree to unwind a dog chain; and stepping on squishy reminders of man's best friend
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Tropical Ichthyology degrees are earned for:
Recognizing individual guppies within a school of fifty, and having names for all of them; spending your lunch money on a darling little ceramic deep-sea diver who blows bubbles; taking a grief day from your job whenever one of the little guys goes belly up; and creating fantastic environments on the bottom of an aquarium with multi-colored gravel and expensive stones.
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